Sephiroth Swords
This sword even has the name Final Fantasy FF7 Massive RIGHT IN THE TITLE. It's perfect. Get it.
This one says something about whetstone which I think has something to do with swords, so it's probably good. Cutlery? Even better. Carbon? Whoa, it's the future, buddy.
It says it's for cosplay, but you could cut down the forces of evil with this bad boy for sure.
Not necessarily the sword of my One Winged Angel of choice, but still okay. Sufficiently long, even if it does kind of have a swastika on it. Get it, then belt sand the Nazi away.
Bonus Swords
These are actually super cute chopsticks that make you FEEL rebellious and cool.
